SEALS & WEED

“DO YOU SMELL IT? THAT SMELL, THE KIND OF SMELLY SMELL. A SMELLY SMELL THAT SMELLS… SMELLY.” - Sponge Bob

“Seals do not sit about and tell, the way people do, and their lives are not eventful in the way people's are, lines of story combed again and again, in the hope that they will yield more sense with every stroke.”
― Margo Lanagan, Author

I've always thought it'd be nice to be seaweed, kind of just floating about.
​- Devendra Banhart, Musician

"I've never been hurt by a sea creature, except for jellyfish and sea urchins."
- Peter Benchley, Author of Jaws​

​“Not the waves, not the storms, but often we ourselves sink our ships!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan, Writer

I was once fired as opening act for Seals and Crofts because I got loaded and introduced them as Arts and Crafts.
- George Miller, Comedian