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“Where there are villains, there will be heroes. They will come.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Steelheart  Superman never made any money Savin' the world from Solomon Grundy - Crash Test Dummies, "Superman's Song" “How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screws the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.” ― Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers “It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” ― Batman Begins  “If I could have a Super Power, it would be reverse ability. Whatever you do to me, Good or bad, is reversed to you. Call me "MirrorMan.”
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. -Bernie Mac, Actor I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. - Robert Frost, Poet  A barber does not shave himself.
-African Proverb “Guys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and totally replaceable.” ― Lucy Miller, Author The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. - Anonymous “DO YOU SMELL IT? THAT SMELL, THE KIND OF SMELLY SMELL. A SMELLY SMELL THAT SMELLS… SMELLY.” - Sponge Bob “Seals do not sit about and tell, the way people do, and their lives are not eventful in the way people's are, lines of story combed again and again, in the hope that they will yield more sense with every stroke.” ― Margo Lanagan, Author  I've always thought it'd be nice to be seaweed, kind of just floating about. - Devendra Banhart, Musician "I've never been hurt by a sea creature, except for jellyfish and sea urchins." - Peter Benchley, Author of Jaws  “Not the waves, not the storms, but often we ourselves sink our ships!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan, Writer  I was once fired as opening act for Seals and Crofts because I got loaded and introduced them as Arts and Crafts.
- George Miller, Comedian  “Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?” - Gollum, The Hobbit  “That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again  half in the bag
slang: Drunk, mildly drunk, or nearly drunk. Sorry I didn't call you last night—I had some wine, got half in the bag, and fell asleep. See also: bag, half Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2015 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved. in the bag INFORMAL
2. drunk. "I don't think my parents even suspected that I was half in the bag" Definitions from Oxford Languages  Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.
- Dianne Wiest, Dianne Wiest's Academy Awards Acceptance Speech If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub. - Patricia Briggs, writer Splish Splash  Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
- Lewis Carrol, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. -Mark Twain  Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.
-Theodore Roosevelt “We all shine on...like the moon and the stars and the sun...we all shine on...come on and on and on...” ― John Lennon  “Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.” ― Pam Brown   “Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world; now could I [eat lots of candy]. And do such bitter business as the day Would quake to look on.” ― William Shakespeare, Hamlet
 "We know what we are, but know not what we may be." - William Shakespeare, Hamlet
“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”
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