Remote We Am
(A Positive Parody of Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham & Remote Teaching)
Inspired by Martha Jones Elementary
by Brian McNabb
We will teach from home today.
We want people to be okay.
We will not go to school.
We got an email about the rule.
We will not make people sick.
We will teach with a click.
We will not show up at your house.
We will do it with a mouse.
We will use Google chat.
We’ll even let you wear your hat.
We will keep away the gloom.
We will meet using Zoom.
We will be smiling on our screen.
We hope behind us our house is clean.
We know you’ll do your best.
We will help with the rest.
We won't let you fail.
We will send another and another email.
We will teach you here or there.
We will teach because we care.
(A Positive Parody of Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham & Remote Teaching)
Inspired by Martha Jones Elementary
by Brian McNabb
We will teach from home today.
We want people to be okay.
We will not go to school.
We got an email about the rule.
We will not make people sick.
We will teach with a click.
We will not show up at your house.
We will do it with a mouse.
We will use Google chat.
We’ll even let you wear your hat.
We will keep away the gloom.
We will meet using Zoom.
We will be smiling on our screen.
We hope behind us our house is clean.
We know you’ll do your best.
We will help with the rest.
We won't let you fail.
We will send another and another email.
We will teach you here or there.
We will teach because we care.
