Things a High School Teacher Has Said (Part 3 of 3)
"Quiet please, so you can hear the sound of your grades dropping."
“Some of you are playing Hide-and-Grade. You’re hiding your work and I can’t grade.” “Mister Zero will always be there; he lives for missing assignments and undone work; and if you learn nothing, he’ll show up in your bank accounts!” "Dr. Distracto and Mr. Mumbles, any chance you could focus and listen to me." “If that is supposed to be funny, you ought to get new writers.” “I’m old fashioned, I like to hear people when they talk.” “Hey! Stop using foul language that kids can’t listen to.” “I hear swears. Swears make your ears bleed.” “A Bathroom Scam™ is when you go to the bathroom and come back with two ice creams and a flute.” “We have three weeks left, I won’t have this turn into a pig circus."