Things a High School Teacher Has Said (Part 2 of 3)
"What you guys are doing back there is why people think common sense” is dead."
“Record your conversation as a podcast. That way I can play it any time and get interrupted like you’re doing now.”
“Stop rubbing your feet on stuff; it’s weird.”
“Kids don’t eat enough dirt these days. Or go outside. That is why you get sick."
“If you could put your clothes back on, that could be helpful.”
“I can’t hear you because I’m copying something.”
“Don’t be afraid to start. I’d shoot a gun into the air and say”go”, but if I had a gun in school, I’d be arrested.”
"Sure, we are in school. I don't think the "real world" will like your attitude either."
“Dr. Distracto, use your powers to get something done.”
“Time is passing, and you should be too.”
“Oh yeah, great move for sure. Stalking is a good word to bring up in school when talking about a girl.” “It's a paper cut. Put on a Band-Aid and get over it.” "I know you like fashion, what is in style in my classroom is manners."
"I love the inner city attitude, so the pine cone gang sapped you." (work in a rural towns)